Zia, the dog, eats locusts and in a tall, nearby pine a big monkey sits on a branch.
In other news, I was taught how to make a nice Indian cauliflower dish to be replicated stateside:
Trim cauliflower. Boil for 10 minutes. drain.
Heat mustard oil, enough to coat a pot, and then add a teaspoon of cumin, two chopped cloves of garlic, two small chopped red onions, and stir until the vegetables wilt. Add a teaspoon of tumeric, salt to taste, and a half-teaspoon of ground red chili powder. Add cauliflower. Lower heat and cook for 20 minutes, stirring as needed.
Dinner is curried mutton.